Sunday, April 5, 2009

Engrish strikes in Brunei!

Engrish - Ungrammatical or nonsensical English found in East Asia. Spelling may also be non-standard


Growing up in a country where Malay and English are mainly spoken, I've always thought that this couldnt happen here, needless to say seeing an example for myself here in Brunei. Today was surely an eye opener.

I went to this halal restaurant that's called "Dim Sum Restaurant" (very creative name hor?) with a bunch of friends. I almost laughed my pants off when I read their menu.

We started of with drinks...

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Ice Limon Teh and Freuit Punch???
I have no idea if the menu is mentioning in Malay or English.


Never mind... then i began to browse through their food available...

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Szzilling Bean Curd with Salted Egg???
Wow they must be trying very hard to tell us the beancurd is very sizzzzzzzzling
But what bothers me is the malay translation for it.

Szzilling Tahu Seafood dan Telur Masin???
Okay whoever this Szzilling guy or thing must have some pretty good public relations skills. This "Szzilling" guy knows "Seafood" and "Salted Egg"... Nicknames of ppl is it? And then hor, why was i not told about any seafood available in the english translation?

I then came across this one:
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Stir Fried Prawns with Crad Roe???
What the heck is Crad? Some one needs to tell them the difference about Krab, Crab, and Crad...

But then its the malay translation I find funny for this one.
Udang gr Telur Ketam
What is gr? The growling noise where the prawns growl on the crab roe?
I assume it stands for "goreng", but still, no matter how i read it still feels very odd. Because....

Udang Goreng Telur Ketam = Prawns cook Crab Roe

Wow... someone has to show me how they train the prawns do cook crab roe. This could be the main attraction for the shop leh...


Somehow, I have a hunch that this menu was designed and made in China...

It's either that or.... the designer is bad in both English and Malay language.

But on top of that, NO ONE IS DOING QUALITY CONTROL AT ALL!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Close encounter with a Noob trainer

My right elbow has more or less recovered, with just a bit of mild sting when I turn it at some angles. But overall I got my strength back.

I still can’t do martial arts for the time being, but at least I can still do gym to stay in shape.

I recently saw this promotion offered by Fitness Zone, you know, the gym opened by Wu Zhun. And so I decided to join the package for one year.

Oh boy… I’m already regretting it even though it’s just my second day there.

For starters this gym is more towards cardio than strength and muscle training, so basically it’s good for girls and guys who want to lose fat, but its not as efficient when it comes to building muscles as compared to the previous Harun’s Gym I went to. They have those dance and aerobic type classes but it’s not for me. A lot of equipment isn’t available when it comes to building the muscles of the entire body. I’m kinda disappointed on this even though the environment is nice and clean.

Maybe I’ll go back Harun’s Gym to train by pay per entry on weekends if I get any desperate.

But you know what annoys me the most? The incompetence and lack of knowledge of one of the trainers I came across. I don’t know about the rest, but the one I came across sure ticked me off.

On the first day, while waiting for my gym buddy to come, I was browsing through their range of supplements when this trainer came up to me. After a few questions and comparisons of the products, he suddenly said: “It depends on which one you would prefer, *Product A* is better for recovery, while *Product B* is better for GAINING FAT.

“Excuse me? Did you said GAINING FAT?” I asked.
“Yes. This is for GAINING FAT” He replied.

I looked at the label and it’s a MASS GAINER.

You have got to be kidding me… A trainer who can’t tell the difference between MASS and FAT??? Either he has no knowledge of the products he’s promoting, or he’s really bad in nutritional studies, or maybe both….

Today is my second day, and me and my gym buddy were training oblique (the side area of your waist). At a rate of 3 sets with 30 repetitions per set ranging from 30kg, 35kg and 40kg, it’s pretty high in resistance. Bear in mind we are training for muscles ok, not lose fat.

And what do you know? Halfway through our training the very same trainer that gave me doubts on the first day was patting my gym buddy’s arms and asked him to move aside.

“I’ll show you the proper way to do it”
He then switched our weights back to 10kg and did small twists where I’ve seen girls that can twist better than he did at a heavier weight.

“Do this position 10 times per side” He said proudly like a pro.

I was like, WTF??? A NOOB trainer telling us how to do gym? Moreover in light weights and in the wrong position and angle???

I looked at this trainer’s body figure and he was like… full of fats. Not even big in terms of the size of arms, chest or shoulder, and he sure has an obvious tummy.

I looked at myself in the mirror. I’m not very big in size but at least I have lean muscle and six packs.

AND HE’S TELLING ME HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO TRAIN???

I suddenly felt very insulted.

Not that I like to brag, but I do sufficient research and have enough experience to know enough of nutrition and bodybuilding posture and techniques. By the very least, I still have a fit body that I put lots of effort to train and I can be proud of that.

Tell me, would you feel convinced yourself to train under a trainer if he has a not-so-convincing body figure?

I WOULDN’T

Not in a million years. If trainers can’t even train themselves properly what are the chances can train others nicely? If you train in the wrong angle and position no mater how long and how much you do you’ll never get the results of people who train it well and efficiently.

There are only 2 kinds of people I would acknowledge as a trainer.
1) They are real bodybuilders who has participated and won competitions before. These people are experienced practical trainers. Follow their instructions, be disciplined in training yourself and you’ll do fine.

2) They are qualified trainers with degree certification in sports/fitness and nutrition. These people have the knowledge to get the type of body you want. Bear in mind, nutrition is something that should not be underestimated. Whether it’s to become big, lean or just plain fit heavily depends on your diet. Of course, you’ll need to exercise too.


Sigh… to think this is only my second day in Fitness Zone…

I still have a long year ahead of me to see what this gym has to offer…

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Sien Arrrrrr!!!!

I’ve been feeling so sien lately…

2 weeks ago I got armbarred badly during sparring practice. The moment I got armbarred I heard a “Klak” sound on my right elbow joint.

Oh crap! Is what I thought. My elbow joint temperature went slightly cold after that. It didn’t occur to me much as I still manage to spar for another 2 rounds. But I did feel my elbow getting numb although I can still move my arm.

It was 2hrs after I reached home I noticed it starting to swell up, no serious pain but just more of a mild stinging feeling.

The next day I went to a joint doctor to check on it, and it turns out my elbow muscle has been misaligned from the armbar move.

In just less than 5 seconds I heard a “Klak” and the mild sting was gone. The doctor has pushed back the alignment of the elbow muscles to its original place, but the arms still feels kind of sore like its done exercise for ages without resting.

Because it had been sprained badly, my elbow muscles are currently inflamed. So he gave me some medication for the following week and also quite a number of restrictions.

With my sprained right elbow entering the 3rd week soon, I can’t help feeling very sien that there are a lot of things I’m restricted from doing, and on top of that its not recovering as fast as I hope it would.

Under Doctor’s order, he told me:

No heavy lifting
Die la! That means I can’t go gym to lift weights. Can only train on my abs and legs

No overexerting the limit of elbow
Die again….. Cannot practice martial arts for the time being…. *sob*

No mango
Okay… I can live with that, but there goes my plan for trying to make the Kuching White Lady drink and catching some white mice to test it.

Last but not least…

No Cold Food
OF ALL THE LIMITATIONS THIS IS TORTURE OK!!! I can’t enjoy my own fruit punches, or Kuching Metahon! If I dine outside I can’t order anything cold, meaning no iced drinks, slushies, smoothies, gelato and ice cream!!! NOOOooooooo…..